If you like what you are doing, then you are most likely doing it the wrong way.
The pat on the back is only a few centimeters above the place where the kick is given in the butt.
The less work your employees have, the slower they get it done.
The more crap you are willing to put up with, the more crap you will have.
Accidents happen in situations where two people are trying to be smart at the same time.
When you leave work late, no one will notice you. When you leave work early, you will definitely encounter your superiors in the parking lot.
The guy you "made" in the best parking spot will be the boss you came to for your job interview.
When your boss casually glances at your desk, you're always doing some kind of nonsense.
Any person is capable of performing any amount of work, provided that it is not about the work that he should perform according to his duty.
If you are unable to do the assigned work within the first 24 hours, you will have to work in the evenings and even at night.
When you don't know what to do, you need to walk quickly and look preoccupied.
You can go wherever you want by looking serious and carrying a folder under your arm.
Never ask two questions at once in a business letter. In the response message, they will consider only the one that interests you less, and will not write a word about the other.
After any salary increase, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.
Heating system repair is a sure signal of imminent warming.
An unprecedented streak of good weather will be interrupted by heavy rain that will hit just on your day off.
To ensure that you have an immediate need for some box gathering dust on the shelf, you need to put something very large and heavy in front of it.
The clarity of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
Happiness is not conducive to work.
A person always gets sick on the second day of their vacation and always recovers the day before they need to return to work.
You can hem any paper in the "Miscellaneous" folder.
A clean desk is a sure sign that the drawers are packed to the brim.