If things can go badly, then they certainly will.
Avoid any action that is unacceptable to you.
Nothing ever disappears anywhere.
Ninety percent of everything in the world is nonsense and bullshit.
Murphy's Law was not formulated by Murphy himself, but by his namesake.
Whatever gets to the fans in the stands is never equally divided.
If you don't succeed the first time, destroy all evidence of your attempts to do so.
The best place to start is where you are right now.
The only way to protect something from the fool is to keep it away from him.
If you wash your car to make it rain, none of this will work.
It is impossible to protect oneself from what is unknown.