The less you enjoy sitting on different commissions and committees, the more likely you will be forced to do so.
After a whole hour has been spent on correcting and fine-tuning a sentence, someone will suggest removing this entire paragraph from the text.
The Commission is the only life form with twelve stomachs but completely devoid of a brain.
Those who are most opposed to participating in commissions are made chairpersons.
If a problem generates a lot of meetings, they eventually become more important than the problem itself.
The more important the notes you make, the more often the pencil lead breaks.
If you are not able to convince them, then at least confuse them.
Two monologues do not form a dialogue.
The commission is a back alley where the seduced are lured and where they are then quietly and calmly "strangled".
No one has ever erected a monument to the commission.
Never delay the end of the meeting or the start of your lunch break.