What procedure you are instructed to perform at the very beginning will become your specialty.
What you resist, so become. (we say: "What I fought for, I ran into it")
People specialize in the area where they are weakest.
A drug is a substance that, when injected into a rat, results in a scientific report or report.
You can protect yourself from the fool, but you cannot protect yourself from the patient.
The more urgent the transfusion, the more rare the blood type.
If the patient has three siblings, then the best match will be one or one of them who:
a) lives the farthest;
b) for many years, as he became a completely stranger;
c) is serving a life sentence in prison;
d) everything mentioned above.
The first application of an improved treatment procedure will be of lower quality than the mastered application of a lower quality procedure.
A specialist is a person who knows more and more about less and less, and so on until he begins to know absolutely everything about nothing.
If a doctor becomes seriously ill, it is always according to his own specialization.
Each narrow specialist can improve his performance by becoming broader.
It is difficult for narrow specialists to see outside their own field and it is easy to believe that their specific services are really needed.
All babies are born between midnight and 5 a.m.
No man is a hero to his psychiatrist wife.
It's easy to see the bright side in other people's problems.
Advice refers to what we ask for when we already know the answer, but would like not to know it.
The patient with the most bad breath speaks out the most.
A good dentist never starts talking until the boron is in the patient's mouth.
A person with a toothache thinks that everyone who has good teeth is already happy.
The worst cavity will always be in the hardest to reach tooth.
The national flower of radiologists and radiologists is a hedge shrub.
The most thorough preparation is by no means a substitute for silly luck.
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be too simple to be able to understand it.
Your customers give up good habits faster than bad ones.
If anything is stiff, use force. If it breaks, it needs to be replaced anyway.
The more famous the doctor, the longer it takes to get to see him.
The most famous doctors never come across the most acute and urgent cases.
Jensen's principle can be circumvented if the patient has a recommendation from an even more famous doctor.
The stronger the primary pain, the weaker the subsequent one.
If the patient is still smiling, add another five pounds to the exercise.
1. The most picky client will choose a frame that has long been listed among unclaimed orders.
2. The more time spent on delicate work, the more chances that the frame will break.
3. Customers in need of long-term service enter just before closing.
4. The client will report the presence of diseases that affect the vision, after - and only after - his glasses are ready.
Dermatology is the only area of medicine where there are two hundred diseases and only three types of ointments for their treatment.
Never examine a child who is wearing cowboy boots.