If something goes wrong, then this is just the beginning.
Under any circumstances, the right course of action is determined by subsequent events.
In practice, in the expression 1 + 1 = 2, the symbol "=" means "rarely" or "never" at all.
Only after countless mistakes have been made is it safe to say that something went wrong.
If you fail to begin with, destroy all evidence of your attempts to succeed.
Never open a can of worms if you are not going fishing.
1. If the unit is followed by a figure greater than five, it shall be rounded to two.
2. If one is followed by a figure less than five, it shall also be rounded to two.
With two evils, more will happen.
It is human nature to make mistakes, and this is divine.
Nature despises people.
You can not protect yourself from accidents.
When you get off to a bad start, trouble grows at an exponential rate.
Quantity is inversely proportional to quality.
A flying object will tend to hit the nearest eye.
Almost everything is easier to screw in than to unscrew.
Urgency is inversely proportional to the degree of importance.
Always do everything so that everyone can see: you are working.