The book or periodical that plays a key role in completing your coursework will be stolen from the library.
If they are there, then the most important page will be torn out.
The only lecture course that you need to take in order to complete your studies and receive a diploma will not be given at all in the last semester for you.
1. If the lecture course you most want to take has seats for "x" students, you will be an "x + 1" student.
2. The class schedule is designed in such a way that each student wasted as much time as possible between classes.
If you happen to get the opportunity to attend two classes in a row, they will be held in buildings that are located at opposite ends of the campus.
3. A prerequisite for your enrollment in an elective subject this semester is that you take a lecture course that will not be given until the next semester.
1. The more vague the title of the lecture course sounds, the less knowledge it will give you.
2. The more concretely the name of the subject is formulated, the less you will be able to apply it later in practice.
You can never figure anything out until you hit the exam.
On the day of the exam, the teacher is never absent.
If you don't know the answer to a question, someone will definitely ask it.
1. Before the exam, when looking through the abstracts, you find that the most important passages are illegible.
2. The more you prepare for the exam, the less certainty you will have about what the examiner expects from you.
3. On the final exam, eighty percent of the questions will be based on the only lecture you missed, on the book you also did not read.
4. On the evening and the night before the midterm contractual exam, your ethics teacher will ask you to learn two hundred pages on corporate ethics.
Each instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do but teach his subject.
5. If you have an exam in which you are allowed to use the book, then you will forget yours.
6. At the end of the semester, you will remember that at the very beginning of the semester you signed up for a training course - and never attended class.
Never catch the eye of your main teacher, or better yet, do not let him inquire about your existence.
University politics are vicious only because too little is at stake.
An error in the premise of the syllogism will necessarily manifest itself in its conclusion.
What really counts is what we have learned after we already know it all.