There is no limit to how bad things can go.
There is no work so simple that it cannot be completely ruined.
It is human nature to make mistakes, but you feel divine at the same time.
There is never time to get it right, but there is always time to redo.
Any object falls so as to cause maximum damage.
The likelihood that a sandwich will fall butter down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
Nothing is ever done on the basis of reasonable considerations.
It's very easy to make something complex, but it's very difficult to make it the same simple.
If you are faced with a difficult task, entrust it to a lazy person - he will find an easier way to solve it.
There is nothing more temporary than what is called permanent.
There is nothing more permanent than what is called temporary.
A person who says that it is impossible to do it should never interfere with the one who does it.
The most elaborate plans of mice and humans are usually almost equal.
Nothing ever turns out as planned
If you know things are going to go wrong and you have taken the proper precautions, then something else will still go wrong.
When things go bad somewhere, they tend to go bad everywhere.
If something is done wrong, often enough, it becomes right.
Trust everyone, but hide the cards.
Suddenly everything goes at once, but it comes back to normal gradually.
It doesn't take time to break something, but repairs take forever.
Priorities - first, but not necessarily in the same order.
Nothing is as simple as it seems at first.
Experience is what allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
It takes less time to do something right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
There is no good way to do bad things.
If you understood what you are doing, you would probably be tired of all this.
From the fact that you are tired of everything, it does not at all follow that you understand what you are doing.
Experience is what makes you make new mistakes instead of old mistakes.
There is an easy solution to every human problem - clear, plausible, and wrong.