It is easy to name the inventions that gave humanity a qualitative breakthrough - the wheel, electricity, metal processing ... Many inventors have remained nameless in history, while some still managed to patent their discoveries, having received considerable dividends from this. A striking example is Thomas Edison, who was able to prove his right to more than 1000 inventions and make good money on this. However, among the many patents issued, there are also very ridiculous ones, from which, it seems, humanity will be of little use. However, this does not bother inventors, so a deodorizer for gases, devices for simulating "high-five", devices for avoiding collisions with pedestrians and the like are born. We will tell below about the most unusual patented inventions, perhaps humanity will still have to use them.
Animal toy. It is enough just to look at the image of this invention to understand that this is an ordinary stick. In addition, it is made of wood, but the creator in 1999 patented his invention under that name. Probably, the inventor was playing in the park with his dog, and saw how the dog happily runs after the abandoned branch. "Eureka!" - exclaimed the man, running through the park with his find. Perhaps he felt that until that moment no one had guessed to play with the dog in this way. Now we should expect from the “inventor” a series of lawsuits against dog breeders for using his invention.
A device for kicks in the ass. A reasonable question arises - who needs an invention that will beat its creator in the buttocks. It will be difficult to find the answer, but a description of such a device - please. Its creator believes that there is a benefit from such an invention - you can entertain yourself by rotating the handle and getting a kick. Probably, such a discovery will allow someone to "descend from heaven to earth", or will allow lazy parents to establish a procedure for punishing their children. Although little is clear from the description of the principle, it is only clear that such a machine will be useful only to those who have been thinking for a painfully long time about how to occupy a free corner.
A device for simulating "High five". Even the name of the inventor is known - Albert Cohen. For a long time he tried to invent something that would glorify him for all ages. He realized that in sports, it is the high-five gesture that fans usually use to express their joy and delight at the success of their favorite team. But only for such an action two people are needed. What is left for the poor fanatics who watch the match on TV? How to express admiration for them? This is where the patented miracle invention comes to the rescue. Just don't tell the creator that sports bars have long existed where you can watch your favorite match with the same lonely fan.
Swing swing technique. Everyone loves to ride on a swing in childhood - you can easily remember how to push one chain and then another, holding on to a tree branch. This method was patented by another "great" inventor - Stephen Olson. He did not come up with a new swing, simply attributing the authorship to the swing idea. So, the next time you try to make the sun on a swing, think about the fact that this method can be patented.
Cat training method. This invention allows you to entertain, and at the same time train, a cat at home. With the help of a laser pointer, the beam is directed to the walls or floor so that the animal becomes interested in it. Simple, but why not an invention?
Magnetic temple attachment. The inventors decided to come to the aid of the owners of glasses, whose temples bring great inconvenience. Even unpleasant marks can remain on the head! But repairing glasses or choosing high-quality ones is too easy an option. So the inventor David Peschel decided to give part of his life to solving this global problem. Judging by the project of the invention, this system will require surgical intervention - the ears will have to be slightly moved in order for the magnetic rings to stand in this place. Are glasses so inconvenient to decide on such radical methods?
Reactive surfboard. In fact, this invention is not as useless as it seems at first glance. What should surfers in the ocean do if they are attacked by a shark? An ordinary board will not help, but a reactive one ... The only question remains - where to get it. Fortunately, surfers rushing across the ocean at jet speed are never seen, otherwise such an invention would kill hundreds of people simply by colliding with others.
Ear pads for animals. Do you have a dog with long ears? You probably ran into problems when feeding her. This is not surprising, since food sticks to long ears. This invention allows us to overcome this problem. So hurry up to get this patented product from your nearest veterinary organization.
A device for detecting collisions with pedestrians. If you are periodically tormented by doubts about what exactly your car collided with, then this invention is for you. The patent turned out to be a device with sensors placed in the bumper. It will certainly inform the driver if he suddenly runs over a pedestrian. Sounds almost attractive. It remains only to advise the inventors in the new model to provide for the possibility of avoiding such an unpleasant incident for both sides.
Gas neutralizer. In April 2000, an invention was patented that could change the world for the better. A deodorizer was presented to the public, which opens a pillow in a person's underwear, trapping unpleasant gases. The invention can save someone from an awkward situation in the crowd, when everyone suddenly starts sniffing and looking for who ruined the air. People with increased gas production already from the bottom of their hearts thank the inventor for such a solution to their problems.
Electric soap. One eccentric puzzled for a long time how to use ordinary soap more effectively? The solution was found this - it is necessary to build into the bar some kind of electromechanical device that will vibrate. This action will significantly increase the effectiveness of the soap. The invention received the big name - Personal Hygienic Massage Piece. Actually, behind it is an ordinary bar of soap and an electronic device built into it with batteries and a motor. Before you start soaping up, you need to turn it on and only have time to catch the advanced soap and lean it against you. The proprietary tool will take over further actions.
Bouncing cups at the bar. One inventor decided to ease the hard work of bartenders, who are forced to send glasses to their customers with sniper accuracy at the other end of the counter. The improved bar will solve this problem - you just need to press a button and the glass will move itself at the right time, not forgetting to go back later. How exactly this is implemented is not entirely clear, but grateful bartenders expect a quick revolution in their business.
Rotating ice cream. At first glance, it is incomprehensible - why this was invented. But just think - it's enough just to stick out your tongue. You just need to close your eyes in anticipation, and the ice cream ball will begin to rotate itself, like a plate, delivering a layer of ice cream to your mouth. They say that the taste itself is significantly improved, and the appearance of such a device will undoubtedly attract fans of this sweetness. Everyone can twist the horn, in this case high technologies come to the rescue.
Clock for animals. It seems like a slightly crazy idea to adapt our watches for animals. However, a special device has been created that makes it possible to translate our time into a format understandable to cats and dogs. So, if the dog is 1 year old, then the clock will show "seven". This is what allows people to know the "human" age of their pets. It remains only to understand why this is necessary.
Gas station bed. But this invention will definitely find its fans among lazy and busy people. After all, they definitely lacked the auto-filler of their bed. It turns out that such a simple daily action takes several months of your life! But now there is a Bed Filler, which consists of a variety of hinges, levers and rollers. It is enough to plug it in and the bed will be made almost instantly. You just have to make sure that the unit does not start its useful activity at night, when the owner is still sleeping sweetly.
Portable animal cage. Many people love their hamsters so much that they are ready not to part with them even on long journeys. An invented design similar to a transparent tubular labyrinth will help solve the problem. In the provided rooms, the little traveler can eat and go to the toilet. Everything is simple, but tasteful. It remains only to improve the design for larger animals - suddenly someone cannot part with a cat or St. Bernard.
Delivery chair in a centrifuge. The patent for this amazing invention states: "A device for achieving childbirth using centrifugal force, to reduce stress in the woman in labor and facilitate the process of childbirth." But can a woman in labor be able to get rid of stress? Childbirth in itself can cause panic, but what will a woman feel if she is tied to an incomprehensible chair with many mechanical devices, and then also spun? The description of the devices is replete with original thoughts: "If a woman in labor belongs to a primitive species of man, then her entire maternity apparatus is well developed, nature has already provided her with everything necessary for childbirth. But more civilized ladies have weak muscles, and help them it is possible with the help of just such special equipment.
Toilet lid lock. This invention was patented over 40 years ago. The description describes how the lock for the toilet lid works, which prevents strangers from opening it. In order to understand the need for such a device, you have to connect your imagination. It may be appropriate to use a toilet lock in a dorm so that outsiders do not use the toilet. The role of the keeper of the coveted key can be successfully performed by the watchman.
Portable hat. This invention is a good replacement for a women's handbag. After all, in such a hat you can easily place keys and cosmetics, as well as a bunch of other little things a lady needs. And the main advantage of the product is warm ears, which will save you from freezing in winter. The sight must be amazing - a girl in a warm hat with ears, with keys hanging on the sides and strumming bubbles with makeup. Such a beauty will not have any drawbacks in fans for sure!
Rifle-filling. If you want to look formidable, but there is no permission to carry weapons, then such an invention will help. If there is danger ahead, then it is enough to raise the rifle, carefully aim and drink a glass, directed into the mouth with an invisible caring hand. For some hunters, this process is already quite familiar.
Electronic snore suppressor. Snoring is the most unwanted sleep companion. If someone snores, then he interferes with others. If the source of the sound is you, then the neighbor will certainly push his elbow in the side to eliminate snoring. An electronic snore suppressor was created for restful sleep for all. Electronics catches the first snoring exhale, generating a high-voltage pulse and hitting the sleeper well. He's guaranteed to stop snoring! True, there are nuances - from such an impact, a person can not only wake up, but also scream, jump up, hit or break something. But inventors are not confused by this. After all, the main thing is that a serious opponent has been found for snoring.
Portable seat. Today in the forest you can often find a tourist with a portable seat. It turns out that it also has a patent. Issued in England and referred to as "pendel". An elastic band is wrapped around the belt, on which expanded polystyrene is attached. Tired and want to sit in the forest? No need to think about bedding now!
Shield for kisses. Wanting to modernize such an intimate process, the inventors created such a mysterious device. It includes a flexible membrane, sealed on three sides, and its holder. If you want to kiss someone, you need to place the device in front of your face so that your nose falls into a special recess, and the film, stretching out, takes the shape of your face. After that, you can, apparently, kiss safely as much as you like. Will only desire remain?
Determinant of Santa Claus. We all believe in New Year's tales. But if our Santa Claus comes slowly into the house, giving gifts to children and drinking with their parents, then in the West everything is different. There, Santa Claus climbs into the chimney and puts presents for the children in socks, quickly hiding. Children complain that they simply do not have time to notice Santa, waiting for him all night and falling asleep. But Santa's identifier comes to the rescue, which will help the children catch the elusive wizard. As soon as Santa puts the presents and gets ready to fly away, an electrified sock will work, which will give a signal. It remains only to block the chimney and prevent the good wizard from flying away. Here is such a strange concern for children.
Hiccup breaker. Hiccups are a well-known attack, from which many methods are known, but a universal one has not yet been found. The inventors claim that their breaker can help in this case. Now you can forget about the fear or a glass of water - there is an easier way. The hiccups affix a device that looks like a glass of water to their face. By tilting it, water begins to flow into the mouth, all this is accompanied by an electric shock. The inventors claim that special nerves are irritated in the mouth, after which the hiccups disappear. Isn't it a simple and reliable way?