Automerphology


Grandpa Charnock's Law

You don't really start swearing until you learn to drive.

Vile's Law

Your car uses more gas and oil than any other.

Phyllis law

Riding on four wheels means getting stuck in inaccessible places more often.

Car rental law

At any airport with multiple car rental agencies, other agencies will deliver their cars to customers before yours.

Jeff's Law for Rental Cars

When buying gasoline for a rented car, at a gas station, you will drive up to the gas pump nine times out of ten on the wrong side where the gun is inserted.

Lorenz's law for repair

Once your hands are covered with grease, your nose will start to itch unbearably.

Firmage rule for car repair

What is attached with just two bolts is necessarily right behind what is attached with eight.

Cusack's observations

On the driver's side, the wiper always scratches the windshield harder.

Consequence

The glass is most worn at eye level.

Randall's car law

To ruin a tire as a result of driving with a punctured wheel - this only happens the day after a tire giveaway.

Rob's lamentation

As soon as you find out all the shortest road routes and secluded parking spots in your city, you will be transferred to another city.

Benedict's law for fast lanes

As soon as you are about to change into the fast lane, the cars in the adjacent lanes pick up speed.

Rowing's Scary Thought

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Wexford law

In a family with two cars, the wife always drives the smaller car.

Burris Exclusion

If the husband decided to get a giant SUV, his wife would have to drive it throughout the week.

Rennie's Law for Public Transportation

If you decide to go on foot, the bus will come up the moment you are exactly halfway between stops.

Rita's rule

The only time you don’t drop money into the counter installed in the paid parking lot will coincide with the only time a female supervisor visited the counter that day.


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