You don't really start swearing until you learn to drive.
Your car uses more gas and oil than any other.
Riding on four wheels means getting stuck in inaccessible places more often.
At any airport with multiple car rental agencies, other agencies will deliver their cars to customers before yours.
When buying gasoline for a rented car, at a gas station, you will drive up to the gas pump nine times out of ten on the wrong side where the gun is inserted.
Once your hands are covered with grease, your nose will start to itch unbearably.
What is attached with just two bolts is necessarily right behind what is attached with eight.
On the driver's side, the wiper always scratches the windshield harder.
The glass is most worn at eye level.
To ruin a tire as a result of driving with a punctured wheel - this only happens the day after a tire giveaway.
As soon as you find out all the shortest road routes and secluded parking spots in your city, you will be transferred to another city.
As soon as you are about to change into the fast lane, the cars in the adjacent lanes pick up speed.
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
In a family with two cars, the wife always drives the smaller car.
If the husband decided to get a giant SUV, his wife would have to drive it throughout the week.
If you decide to go on foot, the bus will come up the moment you are exactly halfway between stops.
The only time you don’t drop money into the counter installed in the paid parking lot will coincide with the only time a female supervisor visited the counter that day.