1. If the classes you want to attend are in a classroom that can accommodate "n" students, you will be student "n + 1".
2. The schedule is designed in such a way that each student could waste maximum time between classes.
If you manage to sometimes attend two classes in a row on schedule, they will end up in opposite buildings on the campus.
3. A prerequisite for your enrollment in your chosen subject is that you will be offered a semester in which the course is not taught at all.
1. When you are looking at your notes in preparation for the exam, the most important pages are illegible.
2. The more you prepare for the exam, the less you can assume what the examiner wants from you.
3. 80% of the final exam includes questions from one lecture you missed and one book you did not read.
4. The day before the English history exam, your biology teacher asks you to learn 200 pages of your subject.
Every teacher believes that you have nothing else to do but teach his subject.
5. If you have an exam that allows you to use the book, you will forget it.
If you are given the opportunity to prepare your answer to your exam ticket at home, you will forget where you live.
6. At the end of the semester, you will remember that you signed up for a course at the beginning of the semester, but you never attended.
The last subject you need to complete to graduate will not be included in the schedule even in the last semester.
When a writer prepares a manuscript on a topic that he does not understand, his work will only be understood by readers who are familiar with the topic better than the writer himself.
Works carried out without understanding the essence of the issue should fail at the very first target stage of communication - the transfer of information to the uninformed.
As long as you don't make mistakes, nobody listens to you.
Everything in parentheses is irrelevant. This can be neglected.
All documents following the first lie upside down, or in reverse order, until you put them in order. Then everything is repeated.
1. If something is green or wriggling, then it is biology.
2. If something smells bad, it is chemistry.
3. If something doesn't work, it's physics.
1. If it is not clear, then it is mathematics.
2. If it is meaningless, then it is either economics or psychology.
Data without generalization is just gossip.
Originality and novelty is just the art of hiding your source.
There is no proposal, no matter how stupid it may be, in favor of which it would not be possible to collect a dozen signatures of Nobel laureates.
Any such request is guaranteed to be published on the front page in New York Times.
To come up with a good idea, you need to come up with a lot of different ideas.
The more ideas you have, the more difficult it will be when trying to discern which ones are good.
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. In no case should you use it yourself.
Opponents cannot agree with you if you disagree with them.
There are tips that are too good, such as advice to love your enemies.
Those who write clearly have readers. Those who write vaguely have commentators.
Whenever a misspelled word or letter can change the whole meaning of a phrase, the mistake will be made in such a way as to cause the greatest confusion.