Murphy's Laws of Miscellaneous


Justification of success according to Ebner-Eschenbach

The clock is right twice a day, so after a few years you have every right to speak of a series of consistent successes.

Jackson's Law of Accessibility

Once the idea becomes clear to everyone, it's time to change it.

Sparjon's rule

Never chew a pill that you are forced to swallow.

Rogers' postulate of ignorance

We are all ignorant, but in different areas.

Davis's law of conformity

If you have been appointed a professor, the worst thing is that sooner or later you become like him.

Bellings' Law of Difficulties

Half of the difficulty stems from the fact that we say yes too quickly and no quickly enough.

Dali target selection principle

Do not be afraid of perfection, you will never achieve it.

Clarification of Joubert to Occam's principle

Of all the unnecessary, choose the most necessary.

Duvernois assessment of phenomena

Everything can be better, but everything can be worse, therefore, everything is fine.

Fetridge's Law (General's Law)

An event that must certainly happen does not happen, especially if it is specifically watched.

Classification of objects according to Baker

All items can be classified into three categories:

1. those that do not work;

2. those that are broken;

3. and those that are lost.

Carter's definition

Scientific theory is nothing more than a suspicion, but with a university degree.

Axiom of Anonymous Senior

Science is a strict classification of what is considered facts today.

Anonymous mean axiom

Science is about creating dilemmas through the systematic destruction of riddles.

Axiom of Anonymous Jr.

Science is about creating that strange order in which our environment is filled with things that are much more skillful than ourselves.

Forten's law of two approaches

Optimists invent an airplane, pessimists invent a parachute.

Gumperson's Law

The probability of getting the desired result is inversely related to the strength of desire.

Consequences

1. A free parking space is always located on the opposite side of the street.

2. A grass sown in a specially fertilized soil does not want to grow, and several seeds of the same grass, which have lain in their pocket for half a year and accidentally got into a crack on the asphalt, germinate superbly.

3. A forest fire starts from a cigarette butt thrown out of a car window, while you need at least an hour and a half to light a fire in a fireplace, and even with gasoline, and the wood is dry like a desert on a sultry day.

The task of the Fedotov manager

The manager needs to do so that the subordinate is ashamed to work badly.


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